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A shelf of World of Warcraft retail expansion boxes in chronological order from vanilla through Wrath of the Lich King, spines facing outward

Ten expansions on a shelf. Blizzard’s most successful answer to all of them was the 2004 build, reissued.

Photo: Azeroth in World of Warcraft 2021 · Wikimedia Commons

Expansions

Ten expansions, and the one they went back to

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Retired World of Warcraft server hardware displayed in glass cases with commemorative plaquesWhat Actually Shipped on 23 November 2004
Forty-day mount money, no flight between continents, and a talent tree with 51 points in it. Most of what players now call the game was not in the box.
Expansions
A saucer-shaped structure and alien figure statue perched atop a rocky peak under grey skiesOutland Was a Corridor, and That Was the Point
Outland replaced the open continent with a sequence of gated zones. Every expansion since has argued about how linear to be.
Expansions
Box art for World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King showing an armored figure gripping a frozen swordTwelve Million Subscribers and Then the Cliff
Twelve million subscribers in October 2010 is the high-water mark, and it has never been approached again.
Expansions
Aerial view of a mountainous valley with terraced farmland and scattered villagesCataclysm Deleted the Map Twelve Million Players Knew
The 2004 world was not extended in 2010. It was replaced, and the version eleven million players had learned stopped existing.
Expansions
A microphone on a stand against a blurred, warmly lit backgroundMists of Pandaria and the Expansion That Took Ten Years to Win
Dismissed on announcement, praised a decade later. The reversal is documented in the same outlets that panned it.
Expansions
A camouflaged tank with a soldier standing in the turret amid smoke and sparksThe Garrison Gave Everyone a Fortress and Emptied the World
The garrison was the most efficient thing in the expansion, and it meant the optimal way to play a massively multiplayer game was alone at a table for eight minutes a day.
Expansions
An ornate sword hilt with gold engravings displayed under museum lightingLegion's Artifact Weapons: Power That Expired by Design
Artifact weapons were designed to be taken away. That was the point, and it became the template.
Expansions
Grimy tiled bathroom with "afraid" scrawled on the mirror above a cracked sinkAzerite Armour and the System That Required Three Revisions
Three structural revisions in three patches: 8.1, 8.2 and 8.3. The revision history is the record.
Expansions
Soldier stands atop a red-painted tank as military trucks line up in the backgroundShadowlands: Four Covenants and a Decision You Could Not Undo
Four Covenants, one choice, and a switching cost high enough that patch 9.1.5 had to undo it.
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Terminal-based Cataclysm character creation screen showing stats, traits, and skills menusDragonflight Brought Back the Talent Tree Warlords Removed
The tree Cataclysm stripped to six passive choices came back in 2022 with more nodes than the original had.
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Crowds gather outside a glass convention center lined with tall palm treesThe War Within and the Three-Expansion Bet Blizzard Made at BlizzCon 2023
Announced at BlizzCon in November 2023 as the first of three. Blizzard had never committed that far ahead before.
Expansions

Systems

The systems that were supposed to fix it

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A gear-faced wall clock, hourglass, chess bishop and globe arranged on a wooden deskMythic+ Put a Clock on the Dungeon, and the Clock Never Came Off
A visible countdown and a public score. The score became the thing you are judged on before you are invited.
Systems
Smartphone lock screen showing a bank fraud alert text message about a blocked credit cardFrom Titanforging to the Great Vault: Trading One Complaint for Another
Titanforging was random and disliked. The Vault is deterministic and also disliked, for the opposite reason.
Systems
Multiple fiery explosions send dark mushroom clouds of smoke into the sky over a runwayLooking for Raid and What Happened When the Server Stopped Mattering
Patch 4.3 made the raid available to everyone and made the server stop mattering. Both were the same change.
Systems
Strategy map screen showing connected territory nodes and a battle unit sidebar in a war gameThe Token Turned a Subscription into a Commodity with a Floating Price
The gold price floats. That makes the subscription a commodity with a chart, and Blizzard the market maker.
Systems
Sniper aims through a scope at soldiers and trucks moving along a road belowWeakAuras and the Interface the Game Doesn't Ship With
The interface the game is balanced around is not shipped by Blizzard.
Systems
Scrabble tiles spelling "Fortnite" scattered among other lettered tiles on marbleThe GDKP Ban: A Policy History
Banned in April 2024, after running for years in plain sight.
Systems

Business

$69bn, then 1,900 jobs, three months apart

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Blizzard Entertainment's office building entrance with signage over the driveway$69bn, then 1,900 Jobs, Three Months Apart
The acquisition closed in October 2023 after twenty-one months of regulatory review. The 1,900 redundancies were announced in January 2024.
Business
Screen displaying a world map with confirmed coronavirus case counts by countryBlizzard Reported 5.5 Million Subscribers in 2015 and Has Not Published a Figure Since
The last published figure is 5.5 million, in November 2015. Everything quoted since is an estimate.
Business
The NetEase Deal Lapsed in January 2023 and Came Back in July 2024The NetEase Deal Lapsed in January 2023 and Came Back in July 2024
Eighteen months dark in mainland China, then a new agreement in 2024.
Business
The 2021 California Suit: The Filing, the Settlements, the DatesThe 2021 California Suit: The Filing, the Settlements, the Dates
Filed July 2021. An $18m federal settlement in March 2022, and $54m with the state in December 2023.
Business
The Blizzard Albany QA Union and the Recognition That FollowedThe Blizzard Albany QA Union and the Recognition That Followed
Microsoft recognised the Albany QA unit in May 2023 — the first in the company.
Business

Classic

The fix was the 2004 game

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Nostalrius Ran for Two Years Before Blizzard Sent the LetterNostalrius Ran for Two Years Before Blizzard Sent the Letter
Shut down by legal notice in April 2016. Its team met Blizzard that June, and Classic shipped three years later.
Classic
Classic Launched with Layering, and Players Were Not Happy About ItClassic Launched with Layering, and Players Were Not Happy About It
Layering made the launch playable by making the realm not one place — the exact thing Classic existed to restore.
Classic
Hardcore Classic and the One Rule That Changes EverythingHardcore Classic and the One Rule That Changes Everything
One rule, applied to a game players already knew by heart, changed how all of it is played.
Classic
One Subscription, Two Games, and the Argument That ImpliesOne Subscription, Two Games, and the Argument That Implies
One payment, two versions, fifteen years apart. The pricing is the argument.
Classic

The Genre

The genre around it

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Final Fantasy XIV in 2021: The Overflow Queue That Became a StoryFinal Fantasy XIV in 2021: The Overflow Queue That Became a Story
Square Enix stopped selling the game in 2021 because too many people were trying to buy it.
The Genre
Cosplayers in elf-warrior costumes pose on stage with one holding a large blade staffWildStar, Warhammer Online, The Matrix Online: What Closed Them
Warhammer Online closed in 2013, The Matrix Online in 2009, WildStar in 2018. Each launched into a space WoW already occupied.
The Genre
EVE Online's Economy Is Monitored by a Real EconomistEVE Online's Economy Is Monitored by a Real Economist
CCP hired an economist and published quarterly reports. No other game has treated its own market as a subject of study.
The Genre
Old School RuneScape Votes on Its Own UpdatesOld School RuneScape Votes on Its Own Updates
Content needs 75% player approval to ship. Nothing in WoW has ever required a vote.
The Genre
The Successors Are Still LoadingThe Successors Are Still Loading
In development since 2016, and still not released. The successor problem turns out to be a scheduling problem.
The Genre
EverQuest box art showing a robed female mage holding a staff by a mountain lakeThe Game EverQuest Built and Blizzard Sold to Fifty Times as Many People
Server communities, raid progression, gear dependency. WoW inherited the vocabulary and sold it to fifty times as many people.
The Genre

The Record

A raid boss leaked a disease

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Arched tunnel entrance carved into a steep, rocky mountainsideA Raid Boss Leaked a Disease into the Cities, and Epidemiologists Took Notes
The incident depended on a world where thousands of players stood in the same room, on the same realm, with no way to opt out of each other.
The Record
Leeroy Jenkins: The Video, the Date, and What It Actually WasLeeroy Jenkins: The Video, the Date, and What It Actually Was
Posted to Warcraft Movies in May 2005, and probably staged. Both facts are part of the record.
The Record
Seated men in turbans and robes on a carpet face three standing men against a wallMethod, Echo, and the Race That Became a Broadcast Event
A forum thread in 2006; a 200,000-viewer broadcast by 2019. The race did not change, the audience did.
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Faded newspaper clipping of a woman and man in early 1900s attire walking arm in armWarcraft Movies and the Era Before YouTube
Before YouTube there was one site, and a generation of player-made film on it.
The Record