Pac Man: The Movie
Written by Ithiel on Tuesday, June 30th.
It’s Tuesday Distraction once again, and part three of the ‘video games I’m really glad they havn’t turned into movies’ series is finally here!
This week - Pack Man: The Movie!
After parts 1 & 2? Check out the minesweeper, and tetris movie!
Being back in an office, I’m on all those damn chain mail lists for the funnies, so I’ve got another one for you. It’s apparently a true story too:
- The Zoo Attendant -
Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.
This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years.
Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.
“Oh well”, said Bristol Zoo Management - ”we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”
“Err no”, said the Council, “that car park is your responsibility”…
“Err no”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”
… “Err NO!”
Sitting in his villa in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…
Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…
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More Blue Cubes?
Written by Iamapaladin on Monday, June 29th.
I’m guessing these NPCs will have a redo on their skins but for now, they are the mighty cubes!
How many of you guys are also on the PTR? What are your impressions?
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Pretty Fly (For a Draenei)
Written by Ithiel on Sunday, June 28th.
To show that not all music is dead, today’s sunday classic is a cover on Offspring’s pretty fly (for a white guy). It must take freaking ages to come up with lyrics that suite an entire song like this.
Found an awesome machinima that just needs to be heard? What are you waiting for?! - Quick, send it in!
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The day the music died - Michael Jackson Dead Jokes Collection!
Written by Ithiel on Saturday, June 27th.
Well, he was barley cold, and the jokes about Michael Jacksons death had already started spamming up the internet (and my phone for that matter), so today I’d like to have a special post dedicated to the best of them:
- When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
- Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.
Warning: These get rather offencive (and @#%^ing halarious!) To reduce flames, the post is seperated. Click Read More for the rest of the lolz.
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Fresh Blood and Old Prizes
Written by Ithiel on Friday, June 26th.
Hi everyone, quick announcement for today:
First, we have a new staff member on board here at WoW Fail Blog. I’ve finally convinced one of my old friends, Scott from Killer Guides, to come on board and help me run the site.
Since Alex has been out of the country for what seems like forever (with ZERO Internet Access! :-O), and I’m working my tail off 24/7, Lucio will be helping around the place (I wonder if I can convince him to clean the carpets while he’s at it :p), as well as sharing his wicked sense of humor. So, give him a warm hand of applause, wave your hats, flash your nickers, and make him feel at home.
In other news, I thought I should share some news about a certain ornithological piece that seems to have been missing from recent headlines:
Oh, snap!
Heh, and before I forget for another 2 weeks - the loooong awaited winners to the ‘So you think your pen can dance‘ competition that was a complete flop because I forgot to advertise it (doh!)…
Category 1 Winners:
Me!I’m the only one who did any re-designing. you guys suck for not sending anyting in. lol kidding :p Seriously tho, what do you think of the tweaks so far? Nothing major yet, but I think it looks a lot cleaner. Right?
Category 2 Winners:
1st Place for 5500 Credits - darksaturn7 on 12,048,354.324 points.
2nd Place 2500 Credits - warp9wb on 31 points
3rd Place 1500 Credits - Type in here on 25 points
I’m not sure how many points F&For some of our other awesome supporters might have acrewed, because.. well, you never let me know, so that makes life kinda hard. lol.
Now, could someone please let me know how the hell I transfer that many credits? lol.
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