It’s Tuesday Distraction once again, and part three of the ‘video games I’m really glad they havn’t turned into movies’ series is finally here!

This week - Pack Man: The Movie!

After parts 1 & 2? Check out the minesweeper, and tetris movie!

Being back in an office, I’m on all those damn chain mail lists for the funnies, so I’ve got another one for you. It’s apparently a true story too:

- The Zoo Attendant -

Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.

It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.

This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years.

Then one day, he just didn’t turn up for work.

“Oh well”, said  Bristol Zoo Management -  ”we’d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant…”

“Err no”, said the Council, “that car park is your responsibility”…

“Err no”, said Bristol Zoo Management, “the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn’t he?”

…   “Err NO!”

Sitting in his villa in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years…

Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million…

I’m guessing these NPCs will have a redo on their skins but for now, they are the mighty cubes!

How many of you guys are also on the PTR? What are your impressions?

To show that not all music is dead, today’s sunday classic is a cover on Offspring’s pretty fly (for a white guy). It must take freaking ages to come up with lyrics that suite an entire song like this.

Found an awesome machinima that just needs to be heard? What are you waiting for?! - Quick, send it in!

Well, he was barley cold, and the jokes about Michael Jacksons death had already started spamming up the internet (and my phone for that matter), so today I’d like to have a special post dedicated to the best of them:

• When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
• Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.

Warning: These get rather offencive (and @#%^ing halarious!) To reduce flames, the post is seperated. Click Read More for the rest of the lolz.

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