OK… I know this is supposed to be ‘wordless‘ wednesday anyway, but damn…

Let me just start by asking you a question:
How do you play WoW?

Is it on a desktop computer at home or in your office perhaps? On a laptop all snuggled up in bed, even?

What if you were to play it in a fully self contained hut, complete with food supplies, automatic cook top, and a toilet in your seat?

Think I’m kidding? Check this out:

Yeah.. It was about this time that I was thinking to my self ‘no f*cking way‘… I’ll let the ..er.. ‘mastermind’ take it from here:

 ”The WOW Pod is an immersive architectural solution for the advanced WOW (World of Warcraft) player that provides and anticipates all life needs. Inside, the gamer finds him/herself comfortable seated in front of the computer screen with easy-to-reach water, pre-packaged food, and a toilet conveniently placed underneath his/her custom-built throne.”

“When hungry, the gamer selects a food item (‘Crunchy Spider Surprise’, ‘Beer Basted Ribs’, etc.) and a seasoning pack. By scanning in the food items, the video game physically adjusts a hot plate to cook the item for the correct amount of time.

The virtual character then jubilantly announces the status of the meal to both the gamer and the other individuals playing online: “Vorcon’s meal is about to be done!” “Better eat the ribs while they’re hot!” etc.”

“When the food is ready, the system automatically puts the character in AFK (‘Away From Keyboard’) mode to provide the gamer a moment to eat. When the player resumes playing, he/she might just discover his/her character’s behavior is affected by the food consumed in real life — sluggish from overeating or alternately exuberant and energetic.”

“The exterior of the WoW Pod mimics the look of authentic WOW architectural structures, whose swaths of flat, pixellated surfaces digitally recreate the built environment of an imagined past. But upon crossing the threshold and entering into the WOW Pod’s interior, the player finds the digitized look actually becomes the real life experience that World of Warcraft simulates.”

Video Interview:

Links:
http://architectradure.blogspot.com/2009/03/video-for-wow-pod.html
http://web.media.mit.edu/~cati/wowpod.html
http://clan-os.blogspot.com/2009/04/wow-pod-for-hardcore-warcraft-gamers.html

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Now, appart from the initial ‘this is so freaking awesome’, my thoughts quickly went to ‘what the hell is going to happen to the lives of 11 million people if this hits the open market?!’

Seriously, the mind shudders at the thought of an army of teens locked up in these Internet Ready Port-A-Loo’s >.<

What’s your thought on this? Is it the end of the world as we know it, or just the next level in MMO gaming(/addiction :p). Give us your thoughts!

Oh… the health & hygiene violations…

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