The day the music died – Michael Jackson Dead Jokes Collection!
Written by Ithiel on Saturday, June 27th.
Well, he was barley cold, and the jokes about Michael Jacksons death had already started spamming up the internet (and my phone for that matter), so today I’d like to have a special post dedicated to the best of them:
- When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
- Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.
Warning: These get rather offencive (and @#%^ing halarious!) To reduce flames, the post is seperated. Click Read More for the rest of the lolz.
- Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital… “put me on the children’s ward”
- He’s moonwalking all the way to neverland now
- What’s the difference between MJ and a Disney Film? Disney films can still touch kids
- Michael Jackson’s upcoming London dates have been cancelled.
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11) - Plans to drive Michael Jackson to his funeral in a 15-year-old hearse were scuppered after his will said he’d hate to enter anything that old
- What’s the difference between Jacko and Fergie?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August - What time did Michael Jackson die?
- I heard the big hand touched the little hand.
- After Michael Jackson’s death, they were unsure what to put on the death certificate.
In the end, one doctor pointed out it doesn’t really matter if he’s black or white. - He’s dead? Thought he looked a bit off colour
- There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue – Apparently he’s de-composing.
- Today’s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.
- Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store.
Someone told him boys trousers were half off. - Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an ‘etch-a-sketch’…
So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him. - The US Coroners office just released a statement saying that they are going to melt down Michael’s body and turnn him into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change
- When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said “I wish for the children to be safe”. God paused, smiled and then told her… “The children are safe… i just killed Michael Jackson”
- Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him ‘I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it’.
- Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke
- Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaully Culkin last spent a night at the neverland ranch
- In MJ’s will he’s requested to be cremated and his ashes mixed into a bowl of cocopops so that he could go through the ass of a 10 year old boy one last time
- Early reports are that the hospital does not know what to do with the body, as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.
- Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital. The maternity ward was immediately put on lockdown.
- Like Michael Jackson always said. “Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman’s corpse”
R.I.P. Michael Jackson: 1958 – 2009
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This is very cruel, ok he was on trial for molesting kids and all that but he got acquitted and we don’t know exactly what happened. He is dead now and you should have some respect for him.
Eh ppl should act surprised. Guilty or not, the jokes were gunna come out once work got around (I was told in gchat, in the naxx 25 raid I was in, and through phone by 2 ppl). If anything that fact that ppl are talking about him at all this much at death shows he was a worldly influence. I’d be flattered if ppl talked about me this much when I died.
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this is sad why dont you all just leave him alone he has to answer to hes own god so let it be he is gone…. we all will answer to are god remember that…
how religious of you.
everyone knew it would happen. it was an oppertunity too good to pass up.
there were plenty when he was alive, so now hes not he should be left alone?
on a darker note.. is he made of recyclable plastic or is he gonna be bad for the environment?
<3 Gargisar. lol. You and DS are my 2 favorite trolls.
I’m sorry to say it, but I think he was non-recyclable. Kinda reminds me of a comic I saw once where MJ was at airport security and they asked him to remove all his accessories and put them in the container to be x-rayed, so he took off his nose, ears, mouth, etc.. lol.
@PCL – Personally, I don’t think that he ever had sex with any of the kids, but it was certainly an inapropriate relationship. To what extent, exactly, I neither know nor wish to contemplate. lol.
All that aside, the jokes about him are funny and they spread like wild fire, so long live the humor!
wacko jacko sicko, renowned pedophile, is finaly dead. children can feel safer now, and wacko jacko is happy to have avoided a disaster on his concerts since he could neither sing nor dance no more. he was tired of watching porno with young kids, fondling them and giving them jesus juice. now is worms turn to suck some michael juice.
rofl ! usually its not right to make fun of dead people , but the picture just made my day. I was laughing like a manic for the past 5 mins . Good post !
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The music didn’t die, it was born again.
hey,
i wounder i fi could do it but we’ll see!!!ill se ya later luv ya mj!!
These jokes are great. I remember telling micheal jackson jokes in grade school more than fifteen years ago. It’s sad to see it all come to an end.
HAHAHHAH great fuckin jokes thanks!
and to those fuckin retards crying about the jokes.. get tha fuck out, why are ya here?
HAHAHA, totally brilliant!
RIP Michael Jackson
Billy Mays was sent to oxy-clean the white shit off Michaels face .
they are charging 25.00 for admission to michael jacksons funeral….i would like to sit up front..how much are BOX seats?
Michael Jackson although fighting off his own set of problems has given over $50,000,000 worldwide to charities in his lifetime. The Guinness Book of Records lists Jackson for the “Most Charities Supported By a Pop Star”.
Michael Jackson was on trial for molesting kids, and he got off. He was also found not guilty.
You can find out more about how to send flowers or smypathy plants to michael jackson at sympathyplants.org. I plan on sending a plant for sure.
Most of these jokes are too obvious to be funny, they’re just mean.
But then some cracked me up.
People must have prepared these jokes and probaly waited for years to release finally them.
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hahaha!!! that is funny… but let not forget hi did some good think too… and he will always be remember in good ways of bad he was the “king of pop”
BAHAHHAAHAHAHA!! These have the best jokes i’ve found so far. Good work!! Definitely going to share these with friends.
Great Michael Jackson jokes! I thought it was a bit distasteful at first, but then started reading a few, and they’re very funny! Those who disapprove are just dull.
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Adam Eithel You are a sick bastard
people duying,the rest making jokes about their death,death is scary so many people have jokes like deffend themselves some how…what would be your favorite joke about you when you duy
you all should be ashamed he has opened the door for many african americans like me. and donated millions of dollars to charity
@Tom – ty
Yeah, they were a litle cold (pardont he pun), but still funny.
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the jokes were out when he was alive. they r even funnier now hes gone
thanks for the great read!!!!!!!
lol fuck the police ..and mj
I think its cruel but can;t help laugh. It’s amazing how quickly these jokes come out, sometimes I get a text within hours of someone dieing. I mean is there someone out there writing them reading for when the rich and famous are no longer?
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We love you Michael your songs will be our inspiration even if your gone your legacy will remain in our hearts…peace brother…
People must have prepared these jokes and probaly waited for years to release finally them.
bloody fucker…m j is a god, he is greater den all, dont talk bad about him…no 1 can be lyk him…can u sing lyk him r dance lyk him else can u create a song lyk him…i think u dont hv any job to do…bloody begar atleast go nd beg, dont surf in net…simply pple dint accepted him idiot..i think u dint born for 1father, ur mother have fucked by many guys nd also from dog…d result for tat his u,ur mom is a big fool dint gave u gud culture…if u wanna talk bad about him 1st brake his records den talk about him bloody…1st ask ur mom tat hv u fucked by monkey also…
dont talk about mj…tell all about ur father…
who d bloody idiot says fuck d mj….dont u hv any gal to fuck, just fuck urself or ask a chance wid ur m.m
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