Today I decided to a share a little shakespeare, well - it’s not actually Shakespeare, but I’m sure that he’d aprove of this retake.

This has been buzzing around on the WoW Forums for a while, so I figured I’d share it with you. It’s brilliantly written by someone who should have saved himself the trouble, and rolled a mage ^.^

To warrior, or not to warrior: that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to faceroll
The scrubs and bads with outrageous Fury,
Or to spec Arms against a sea of terribads,

And by opposing gank them? To die: to rez;
No more; and by a rez to say we end
The Lightning Bolts and the thousand Frost Shocks
That Shaman oft are to do, ’tis a Chain Lightning

Devoutly to be forgotten. To die, to rez;
To rez: perchance to DPS: ay, there’s the rub;
For in that AoE BG rez what QQ may come
When we have shuffled off this Death Coil,

Must give us pause: there’s the respec
That makes Calamity’s Grasp of so much fail…
For who would bear the nerfs and beatdowns of Devs,
Blizzard’s wrong, the warrior’s contumely,

The pangs of fixing Deep Wounds, the buff’s delay,
The insolence of blue and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his death make

With his Betrayer? who would horribads bear,
To DPS and tank under a weary RL,
But that the dread of something after nerfing,
The undocumented changes from whose reach

No spec survives, puzzles the player
And makes us rather bear those nerfs we have
Than reroll to DKs that we know are better?
Thus posting does make trolls of us all;

And thus the native view of warriors
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of FotM rerolls rerolling,
And those of great skill and worth
With this regard they themselves turn awry,

And lose the name of warriors. - Soft you now!
The fair Emeraude! Nymph, in thy ragefits
Be all my posts remember’d.

Ahh.. Shakespeare on WoWFailBlog? Heh, only on a monday…

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