More Monday Jokes
Written by Ithiel on Monday, April 6th.
It’s back to jokes today, and this one is straight from the GM’s mouth
Man… i was halfway through the emerald dream, then i woke up because I had to piss.
Some more words of wisdom:
Q: Why dont warriors get their weapons enchanted with int?
A: They dont want their weapons to be smarter then they are
Q: How does a Tauren hide in the barrens?
A: He paints his nuts red and pretends to be an apple tree.
Q: How do most Gnomes die?
A: Picking apples.
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I loved the jokes, funny, especially the bubble bath. XD
Hehe I love cheesy jokes
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A: Nobody knows what they’re doing and everyone has Omen.
Of course, that was only really pertinent pre-3.0
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Ha, poor gnomes
Or rather, poor tauren >_< ouch.
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Yeah.. I’m not sure who I feel more sorry for.
Great jokes lol Keep em coming
jill xx
Love these jokes. I am going to try some of these out on my friends!
Kirsty x
I am a Paladin short and stout. Here is my mace nad here is my mount. When i see an enemy i scream and shout. POP, my bubble and hearthstone out.
You know you play wow too much when your parents yell at you and you scream “AGROOO!!!!”
“OH SHIT! 10 DAMAGE! IM AGROING!”
“ever since my husband started playing that wizard game, he won’t stop saying “2 damage 2 damage! Im abou to get agro!” in bed.
These are soooo funny I love to come across sites like yours. They always seem to brighten my day. thanks.