A tauren, a blood elf and a foresaken…
Written by Alex on Thursday, October 16th.
Something i have stumbled upon while browsing wow forums… and thought was funny
A Tauren warrior, a Blood Elf priest and a Forsaken warlock are captured by the Alliance during a raid. All are sentenced to the “march of death.” They are taken to Tanaris, striped down to a lion cloth and told that they must make their way across the desert to Gadgetzan. If they die, so be it, if they lived, the ordeal of the trek would be their punishment. As a last request, each is given a choice of one food item to carry.
“I’ll take a watermelon” says the Tauren, “I can drink it’s juices and then eat it to sustain me through the journey.”
“I’ll take a coconut,” scoffs the Blood Elf, “It’s lighter than a watermelon and will sustain me just the same.”
The Forsaken looks for a moment at the other two and then turns to the guards and says: “Can I have just a fork?”
Sorce: Chessy – WoW Forums
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Tags: bloodelf, foresaken, joke, priest, tauren, warlock, warrior
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yeah heard that one before
Hello,
not bad…
Thanks
Elcoj
I love this joke! But, unfortunately, I can’t eat my friends… or blood elves… >>
And undeads don’t need to eat… or sleep…
Still, awesome joke. =)
Greatings,
Where are you from? Is it a secret?
Have a nice day
Dirnov
haha, no secret’s here.
We’re both from QLD, Australia, although Alex was born in Kazakhstan but moved here several years ago.
Even his ‘hot russian accent’ that used to make him rather popular with the opposite gender has since faded away – much to his disappointment, and my amusement. lol
Australia, huh?