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		<title>WoW Humor Classics</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/general-lol-fail/wow-humor-classics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 08:25:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Lol & Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;m back this time with some more jokes up my sleeve. However this time round, it&#8217;s a video, and no i did not record this or make it myself. Simply found out on youtube and just thought I&#8217;d share. This round of humor comes from the infamous &#8216;Yo Mama&#8217; series using the ever so [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;m back this time with some more jokes up my sleeve. However this time round, it&#8217;s a video, and no i did not record this or make it myself. Simply found out on youtube and just thought I&#8217;d share. This round of humor comes from the infamous &#8216;Yo Mama&#8217; series using the ever so popular game of WoW as a reference. So if you haven&#8217;t already seen this video yet, click the darn play button and giggle along.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/l-itDFdXHj0?rel=0" frameborder="0" width="420" height="315"></iframe></p>
<p>So what&#8217;d you guys think about it? If you have better ones, feel free to post it below. Always down for a yo mama anytime anywhere. It would be even better if someone made a video with some new lines as this one is quite old to be honest. Since 2010 &#8211; can&#8217;t believe I just watched it a week ago. Total fail on my part. LOL! These were some of my favorite from the video thought</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;Yo Mama&#8217;s so fat, she gets world explorer when she logs in&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<p>Hahaha&#8230; watching this video just kills time. Not food for your brain or anything along those lines.</p>
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		<title>Another Wow Guide Failure?</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/general-lol-fail/another-wow-guide-failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 02:39:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lucio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General Lol & Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[level85guides]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wow guide]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wowhead]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Another disappointing guide in the making? Another disappointing purchase of an online guide? Unfortunately you&#8217;ll never know until payment is made and if you&#8217;re in a situation like this, I feel where you&#8217;re coming from. Personally I have yet to find &#8216;the perfect&#8217; guide for any game, but thats also unfair to state as some [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><script type="text/javascript">// <![CDATA[
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// ]]&gt;</script>Another disappointing guide in the making? Another disappointing purchase of an online guide? Unfortunately you&#8217;ll never know until payment is made and if you&#8217;re in a situation like this, I feel where you&#8217;re coming from. Personally I have yet to find &#8216;the perfect&#8217; guide for any game, but thats also unfair to state as some of the guides I do have to give a hand to for their dedication and quite detailed information.</p>
<p>Just recently I came across a guide for WoW with the writer advertising to be the founding CEO himself from Wowhead. Their page seemed like any other website selling Wow guides until I checked out their video. Their videos depicted all the different leveling strategies and walkthroughs the guide has to offer. Still very skeptical from past purchases and promises, I decided to buy the guide which included a video &amp; a written guide. I immediately started using it and found it very easy for a gamer like myself.  The guide is from a site called level85guides.com and after using the in-game guide which pinpointed the exact locations of each quest and level, I  kind of got addicted to it. Basically the guide provides approximately 5-10 video&#8217;s or more on every character level and race and apparently updates new info very fast according to its website.</p>
<p>After several weeks of using this guide you can say I was pleasantly quite surprised with the quality and why I didn&#8217;t find it sooner. So if anyone is stuck in a situation like me, check out their video or if you find an even better guide, please tell me. Follow the link to view their sample in-game video guide at <a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/mmo.php?m=1">level85guides.com</a></p>
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		<title>WTS Gold&#8230; on the WoW Forums! /Facesmack Saturday</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/action-shots/wts-gold/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:35:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no secret that Blizzard hates gold farmers.  Selling gold seems to be on the same level as murdering your grand mother, or doing a Karatechop - it will get you banned faster than you can say &#8216;ni hao&#8216;. Never the less, double standards seems to be a skill at which they excel, which is why this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s no secret that Blizzard hates gold farmers.  Selling gold seems to be on the same level as murdering your grand mother, or doing a Karatechop - it will get you banned faster than you can say &#8216;<a title="gold farmer story - no hao" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/ni-hao-a-gold-farmers-story/" target="_blank">ni hao</a>&#8216;.</p>
<p>Never the less, double standards seems to be a skill at which they excel, which is why this week&#8217;s /facesmack saturday doesn&#8217;t surprise me in the slightest. lol</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/goldsellersforums.jpg"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-2309 aligncenter" title="goldsellersforums" src="http://www.wowfailblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/goldsellersforums.jpg" alt="goldsellersforums WTS Gold... on the WoW Forums! /Facesmack Saturday action shots" width="500" height="260" /></a></p>
<p>Thanks to Dan for sending this one in <img src='http://www.wowfailblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile WTS Gold... on the WoW Forums! /Facesmack Saturday action shots" class='wp-smiley' title="WTS Gold... on the WoW Forums! /Facesmack Saturday   action shots" />  Got something awesome? <a title="submit your own to wow fail blog" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/submit" target="_blank">Send it in</a>!</p>
<p>Enjoy most of the game play and boost up performance of audio with<br />
<a href="http://sewelldirect.com/USB-SoundBox-71-and-51-Sound-Card.asp">usb sound card</a> </p>
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		<title>The Easter Bunny Hates You</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/non-wow/the-easter-bunny-hates-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 22:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lucio</dc:creator>
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<p>&#8216;Nuff Said. &#8211;></p>
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		<title>UPDATE: One of our ads was behaving badly</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/news/update-one-of-our-ads-was-behaving-badly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:18:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[power thurst]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi guys, It has come to my attention that one of the ads on one of the pages, some of the time, during certain times, during certain obscure moments would occasionally try and download a file. By the obscure reference of the occurance, you can probably tell that I only ever noticed it once, but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi guys,</p>
<p>It has come to my attention that one of the ads on one of the pages, some of the time, during certain times, during certain obscure moments would occasionally try and download a file.</p>
<p>By the obscure reference of the occurance, you can probably tell that I only ever noticed it once, but it made me a little worried, so I checked it out. Turns out that one of the companies who advertisers on WoWFailBlog (<em>MediaShakers</em> &#8211; note that I&#8217;m not linking to them? Yeah..) have a crappy filtering service, so some people in obscure little countries like &#8216;Australia&#8217; which no one seems to pay much attention to may have got some crappy adds that tried to open up pdf documents saying &#8216;OMG BUY MY PENI0R BOOSTING VIAGRAZ!&#8217;. Any browser newer than a million years ago would have blocked it out anyway, so eh.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Seriously, don&#8217;t these people realise that all you need is Power Thurst?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/news/update-one-of-our-ads-was-behaving-badly/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p></p>
<p>Anywho, I nipped that advertiser in the butt, so there should be no more security warnings.  If you notice anything wierd still appearing, let me know. kk?</p>
<p>Cheers all.</p>
<p>Oh, and who the hell reported it to Micro$oft? Bah&#8230; Now I gotta send them a letter saying to take a chill pill. Next time, tell me first, eh? lol</p>
<p>UPDATE: OK.. Letter sent. *sigh*. Should be sorted in 12 seconds to 48 hours, depending on how much power thurst they drink.</p>
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		<title>WTF is PDT? &#8211; Wordless Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/action-shots/wtf-is-pdt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:10:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Action Shots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[only in america]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After seeing yesterday&#8217;s Jay Leno video paying out on stupid people in America, I figured I should share this WoW-specific example. California has such an amusing connotation &#8211; the home of movie tars governed by a movie star, it&#8217;s not hard to understand why it is made the butt of so many jokes. Moving on from that, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After seeing <a title="911 emergency stupid people are everywhere" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/911-emergency-stupid-people-are-everywhere/" target="_blank">yesterday&#8217;s Jay Leno video</a> paying out on stupid people in America, I figured I should share this WoW-specific example.</p>
<p>California has such an amusing connotation &#8211; the home of movie tars governed by a movie star, it&#8217;s not hard to understand why it is made the butt of so many jokes. Moving on from that, I think Arnie might need to double check the education system because it is clear that this guy has slipped through the cracks somewhere.</p>
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<div style="display: none">wtf is pdt? I&#8217;m in california, what time will the servers come up for me? All Blizzard is saying is 2PDT and that means nothing. Is it the same as 2 PM? see some people saying the servers won&#8217;t om up until 5 PM on the east coast. Why the heck would Blizzard turn on servers at different times?!? IMHO, Bliz just has no idea what they&#8217;re doing.</div>
<p style="text-align: center;">*Shakes head in dispare*</p>
<p><strong>Note:</strong> before you flame me, I said stupid people in America &#8211; not calling all Americans stupid. All countries have stupid people, it just seems that the stupid people in America really like to stand in front of cameras. That aside, this guy is still a tool. lol</p>
<p>P.S. Where can I buy one of those &#8216;<em>Terminator for President</em>&#8216; bumper stickers? lol</p>
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		<title>911 Emergency: Stupid People Are Everywhere</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/911-emergency-stupid-people-are-everywhere/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Jul 2009 22:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jay Leno is awesome, and this collection of 911 calls made by stupid people just made my day. lol. People might be idiots, but at least they keep me entertained Liked the lol? Buy me a drink :-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jay Leno is awesome, and this collection of 911 calls made by stupid people just made my day. lol.</p>
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<p>People might be idiots, but at least they keep me entertained <img src='http://www.wowfailblog.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt="icon smile 911 Emergency: Stupid People Are Everywhere non wow" class='wp-smiley' title="911 Emergency: Stupid People Are Everywhere   non wow" /> </p>
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		<title>Mojache The Mage &#8211; Sunday Classic</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/mojache-the-mage-sunday-classic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi everyone, Sorry I&#8217;ve been a little quiet this week. A good friend of mine has been going through a bit of a rough patch these last few days, so I&#8217;ve been helping him work through some personal stuff. Since splattering peoples personal lives all over the Internet is never a good thing, I&#8217;ll basically [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone,</p>
<p>Sorry I&#8217;ve been a little quiet this week. A good friend of mine has been going through a bit of a rough patch these last few days, so I&#8217;ve been helping him work through some personal stuff. Since splattering peoples personal lives all over the Internet is never a good thing, I&#8217;ll basically just leave it at that.</p>
<p>Anywho, today&#8217;s Sunday Classic is the story of Mojache The Mage&#8230; Although written tongue in cheek about the scryre/aldor faction thing, it somehow reminds me of the last few days.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/mojache-the-mage-sunday-classic/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>Some things are just not meant to be, oh.. and yes &#8211; Everquest <em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">does</span></em> suck&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Everyday they roleplay</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/everyday-they-roleplay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Lucio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[LARP]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone put on their robe and wizard hat&#8230; Seriously, this has &#8216;awesomeness&#8217; vomited all over it. Liked the lol? Buy me a drink :-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone put on their robe and wizard hat&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/everyday-they-roleplay/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>Seriously, this has &#8216;awesomeness&#8217; vomited all over it.</p>
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		<title>Pac Man: The Movie</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/non-wow/pac-man-the-movie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 22:41:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s Tuesday Distraction once again, and part three of the &#8216;video games I&#8217;m really glad they havn&#8217;t turned into movies&#8217; series is finally here! This week &#8211; Pack Man: The Movie! After parts 1 &#38; 2? Check out the minesweeper, and tetris movie! Being back in an office, I&#8217;m on all those damn chain mail [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s Tuesday Distraction once again, and part three of the &#8216;video games I&#8217;m really glad they havn&#8217;t turned into movies&#8217; series is finally here!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">This week &#8211; <strong><em>Pack Man:</em></strong><em> The Movie</em>!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/non-wow/pac-man-the-movie/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>After parts 1 &amp; 2? Check out the <a title="minesweeper the movie" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/minesweeper-the-movie/" target="_blank">minesweeper</a>, and <a title="tetris the movie" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/non-wow/tetris-the-movie/" target="_blank">tetris</a> movie!</p>
<p>Being back in an office, I&#8217;m on all those damn chain mail lists for the funnies, so I&#8217;ve got another one for you. It&#8217;s apparently a true story too:</p>
<p style="text-align: center; "><strong> &#8211; The Zoo Attendant -</strong></p>
<p>Outside Bristol Zoo, there is a car park for 150 cars and 8 coaches.</p>
<p>It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 and coaches £5.</p>
<p>This parking attendant worked there solid for all of 25 years.</p>
<p>Then one day, he just didn&#8217;t turn up for work.</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh well&#8221;, said  Bristol Zoo Management &#8211;  &#8221;we&#8217;d better phone up the City Council and get them to send a new parking attendant&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Err no&#8221;, said the Council, &#8220;that car park is your responsibility&#8221;&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Err no&#8221;, said Bristol Zoo Management, &#8220;the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn&#8217;t he?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;   &#8220;Err NO!&#8221;</p>
<p>Sitting in his villa in Spain, is a bloke who had been taking the car park fees, estimated at £400 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years&#8230;</p>
<p>Assuming 7 days week, this amounts to just over £3.6 million&#8230;</p>
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		<title>More Blue Cubes?</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/general-lol-fail/more-blue-cubes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 22:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iamapaladin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m guessing these NPCs will have a redo on their skins but for now, they are the mighty cubes! How many of you guys are also on the PTR? What are your impressions? Liked the lol? Buy me a drink :-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: justify;">I&#8217;m guessing these NPCs will have a redo on their skins but for now, they are the mighty cubes!</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://s663.photobucket.com/albums/uu359/iamapaladin/Site/?action=view&amp;current=PTR329.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu359/iamapaladin/Site/PTR329.jpg" border="0" alt="PTR329 More Blue Cubes? general lol fail"  title="More Blue Cubes?   general lol fail" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">How many of you guys are also on the PTR? What are your impressions?</p>
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		<title>Pretty Fly (For a Draenei)</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/pretty-fly-for-a-draenei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Jun 2009 21:54:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To show that not all music is dead, today&#8217;s sunday classic is a cover on Offspring&#8217;s pretty fly (for a white guy). It must take freaking ages to come up with lyrics that suite an entire song like this. Found an awesome machinima that just needs to be heard? What are you waiting for?! &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To show that not all music is dead, today&#8217;s sunday classic is a cover on Offspring&#8217;s pretty fly (for a white guy). It must take freaking ages to come up with lyrics that suite an entire song like this.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/pretty-fly-for-a-draenei/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>Found an awesome machinima that just needs to be heard? What are you waiting for?! &#8211; Quick, <a title="submit your own" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/submit/" target="_blank">send it in</a>!</p>
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		<title>The day the music died &#8211; Michael Jackson Dead Jokes Collection!</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/non-wow/the-day-the-music-died-michael-jackson-dead-jokes-collection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, he was barley cold, and the jokes about Michael Jacksons death had already started spamming up the internet (and my phone for that matter), so today I&#8217;d like to have a special post dedicated to the best of them: When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, he was barley cold, and the jokes about Michael Jacksons death had already started spamming up the internet (and my phone for that matter), so today I&#8217;d like to have a special post dedicated to the best of them:</p>
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<ul>
<li>When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said &#8220;I wish for the children to be safe&#8221;. God paused, smiled and then told her&#8230; &#8220;The children are safe&#8230; i just killed Michael Jackson&#8221;</li>
<li>Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him &#8216;I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it&#8217;.</li>
</ul>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Warning:</strong> These get rather offencive (and @#%^ing halarious!) To reduce flames, the post is seperated. Click <strong>Read More</strong> for the rest of the lolz.</p>
<p><span id="more-2271"></span></p>
<ul>
<li>Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message to paramedics on his way to the hospital&#8230; &#8220;put me on the children&#8217;s ward&#8221;</li>
<li>He&#8217;s moonwalking all the way to neverland now</li>
<li>What&#8217;s the difference between MJ and a Disney Film? Disney films can still touch kids</li>
<li>Michael Jackson&#8217;s upcoming London dates have been cancelled.<br />
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11)</li>
<li>Plans to drive Michael Jackson to his funeral in a 15-year-old hearse were scuppered after his will said he&#8217;d hate to enter anything that old</li>
<li>What&#8217;s the difference between Jacko and Fergie?<br />
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August</li>
<li>What time did Michael Jackson die?</li>
<li>I heard the big hand touched the little hand.</li>
<li>After Michael Jackson&#8217;s death, they were unsure what to put on the death certificate.<br />
In the end, one doctor pointed out it doesn&#8217;t really matter if he&#8217;s black or white.</li>
<li>He&#8217;s dead? Thought he looked a bit off colour</li>
<li>There are unconfirmed reports of people hearing Thriller playing backwards from the morgue &#8211; Apparently he&#8217;s de-composing.</li>
<li>Today&#8217;s mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.</li>
<li>Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store.<br />
Someone told him boys trousers were half off.</li>
<li>Apparently Jackson has requested in his will that his ashes be placed inside an &#8216;etch-a-sketch&#8217;&#8230;<br />
So even after his death, kids can continue to play and fiddle with him.</li>
<li>The US Coroners office just released a statement saying that they are going to melt down Michael&#8217;s body and turnn him into plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change</li>
<li>When Farah arrived at the pearly gates God granted her 1 wish. Farah thought for a minute and said &#8220;I wish for the children to be safe&#8221;. God paused, smiled and then told her&#8230; &#8220;The children are safe&#8230; i just killed Michael Jackson&#8221;</li>
<li>Michael Jackson gets to the gates of heaven and God says to him &#8216;I cannot decide if you are black or white so just beat it&#8217;.</li>
<li>Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are not true! He was in the children’s ward having a stroke</li>
<li>Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macaully Culkin last spent a night at the neverland ranch</li>
<li>In MJ&#8217;s will he&#8217;s requested to be cremated and his ashes mixed into a bowl of cocopops so that he could go through the ass of a 10 year old boy one last time</li>
<li>Early reports are that the hospital does not know what to do with the body, as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.</li>
<li>Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital. The maternity ward was immediately put on lockdown.</li>
<li>Like Michael Jackson always said. &#8220;Live fast, die young, leave a vaguely vietnamese looking woman&#8217;s corpse&#8221;</li>
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<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>R.I.P. Michael Jackson: 1958 &#8211; 2009</strong><br />
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		<title>Fresh Blood and Old Prizes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi everyone, quick announcement for today: First, we have a new staff member on board here at WoW Fail Blog. I&#8217;ve finally convinced one of my old friends, Scott from KillerGuides, to come on board and help me run the site. Since Alex has been out of the country for what seems like forever (with ZERO [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi everyone, quick announcement for today:</p>
<p>First, we have a new staff member on board here at <a title="warcraft blog" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com" target="_blank">WoW Fail Blog</a>. I&#8217;ve finally convinced one of my old friends, Scott from <a title="killer guides" href="http://www.killerguides.com/" target="_blank">KillerGuides</a>, to come on board and help me run the site.</p>
<p>Since Alex has been out of the country for what seems like forever (with ZERO Internet Access! :-O), and I&#8217;m working my tail off 24/7, Lucio will be helping around the place (I wonder if I can convince him to clean the carpets while he&#8217;s at it :p), as well as sharing his wicked sense of humor. So, give him a warm hand of applause, wave your hats, flash your nickers, and make him feel at home.</p>
<p>In other news, I thought I should share some news about a <em>certain ornithological piece</em> that seems to have been missing from recent headlines:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/news/fresh-blood-and-old-prizes/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p><br />
<strong><em>Oh, snap!</em></strong></p>
<p>Heh, and before I forget for another 2 weeks &#8211; the loooong awaited winners to the &#8216;<a title="so you think your pen can dance" href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/news/ec-competition-so-you-think-your-pen-can-dance/" target="_blank">So you think your pen can dance</a>&#8216; competition that was a complete flop because I forgot to advertise it (doh!)&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Category 1 Winners:</strong></p>
<p><em>Me!</em>I&#8217;m the only one who did any re-designing. you guys suck for not sending anyting in. lol kidding :p Seriously tho, what do you think of the tweaks so far? Nothing major yet, but I think it looks a lot cleaner. Right?</p>
<p><strong>Category 2 Winners:</strong></p>
<p>1st Place for 5500 Credits &#8211; <a title="diary of an ex wow addict" href="http://diaryofanexwowaddict.com/" target="_blank">darksaturn7</a> on 12,048,354.324 points.</p>
<p>2nd Place 2500 Credits &#8211; <a title="better communication" href="http://communicatebetter.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">warp9wb</a> on 31 points</p>
<p>3rd Place 1500 Credits &#8211; <a title="type in here" href="http://www.tryinhere.com/" target="_blank">Type in here</a> on 25 points</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not sure how many points <a title="faith and facts" href="http://www.faithandfacts.com/" target="_blank">F&amp;F</a>or some of our other awesome supporters might have acrewed, because.. well, you never let me know, so that makes life kinda hard. lol.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Now, could someone please let me know how the hell I transfer that many credits? lol.</p>
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		<title>Super Mario WoW Style</title>
		<link>http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/super-mario-wow-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:10:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ithiel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[More fun than Peggle, more addictive than Bejewled. Popcap has nothing on Super Mario. ./sigh&#8230; I wish that was real. lol Liked the lol? Buy me a drink :-)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More fun than <a title="peggle for wow" href="http://www.popcap.com/games/peggle?cid=WoW:Peggle" target="_blank">Peggle</a>, more addictive than <a title="bejewled for wow" href="http://www.popcap.com/games/bejeweled2?cid=WoW:BJ2">Bejewled</a>. <a title="popcap wow games" href="http://www.popcap.com/promos/wow/" target="_blank">Popcap</a> has nothing on Super Mario.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wowfailblog.com/video/super-mario-wow-style/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
<p>./sigh&#8230; I wish that was real. lol</p>
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