Last week in this postI gave you all a glimpse of the darker… uglier side of cosplay. The land of reality where hot night elves just don’t exist, and all you are left with is scary fat men in mini-skirts (kinda like certain parts of LA).

DA let slip that she actually used to attend these events in, what was eluded to be, a rather regular ‘fashion’. In that light, I dedicate the following wall of eye-bleeding terror to you.

I call it ‘Cosplay, latin for pedobear in a leotard‘

WARNING: The following images should not be seen by anyone. Your eyes will bleed, you will probably not sleep for 3 days, and therapy may be required.
There’s no nudity (that you would actually WANT to see), so it’s mostly safe for work… But your coworkers may never look at you the same way if they catch you looking at these pictures for too long >.<

First, something simple – a tin man tron dipped in gold kinda thing… whatever. 

This just spoilt my lunch

Next, is this a man or a woman?
I’m not really sure…

Yes, this one we can tell is a man.. And he’s wearing a dress
(to make the previous ‘guy’ feel less alone, methinks)

Me love you long time for a Full Metal Jacket throwback.

It’s Borat’s gay cousin. Just run dude, just run…

She’s thinking it, and I’m agreeing:
..Whatever he’s paying her – it ain’t enough..

.. and finally, Cows with Guns…

Righto, still got any retina left? lol. I think that about does us for the phenomenally bad cosplay for the moment. Lets give our selves a chance to suppress these memories good and proper. lol.

Of course, if you’ve found worse… you’re gonna have to link it here.
If we’re gonna go blind, we might as well do it properly

Who’s first?

P.S. If you receive an email from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu …ignore it.

… It’s just spam. :p

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