Yeah.. This is another Viewer Discretion Advised Post >.<

Yesterday,  a somewhat pieved individual decided to have a bit of a rant at this post about some things I said about China. Long story short, he called me an asshole. Well, techincally, he called me ‘混蛋’, which Google Translator has told me means asshole.

This is by no means the first time I’ve been called an asshole (maybe the first time it’s been said in Chinese) but certainly not the first time. Rather than being offended by his words, I’ve taken it upon myself to see his comments as a a compliment. Hey, if an asshole* can even be President, what’s not to like? [sorry.. a giant pic of ol' Mr. Bush's face came up first in google image search for 'asshole' - I had to run with it. lol]

Heh.. It’s an ass IN a hole :p

Today is a special post to thank all my fellow assholes of the world for helping make this world a more entertaining place.

From this guy…

To this would-be scammer:

Hell..

… Even this frog!

I thank you all, from the bottom of the void that was once my heart.

I even thank you, Denis Leary – for giving the assholes of the world our own anthem!

FYI (and before you watch it in front of your Teacher/Parent/74-Year Old Grandmother with a weak heart) – This song made MuchMusic’s “50 Most Controversial Videos of All Time” and reached spot #37 for its profanity, making fun of handicapped people, and threatening to destroy the environment.

The word “asshole” is said at least 28 times, according to MuchMusic’s Devon Soltendieck (just beating the bilingual count of 25 times in this post). The word “fuck” is said 4 times and also “piss” is used three times. “Goddamn” is also uttered. A censored video for the song was made, which bleeps out some words. However the word “asshole” is still present and uncensored. Wiki: Link.

This version, in celebration of assholes across the world is the
original uncensored version ^.^.

…I did warn you…

~The 混蛋’

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